Happy birthday, J. K. Rowling

July 31, 2014


Rockin’ robins

July 31, 2014

We all know that some birds are virtuoso vocalists, but it turns out that some are pretty good composers as well:

Here’s a featherhead who really knows how to dance:

And here’s a birdbrain who excels at sports:

 


In historic move, Obama signs executive order impeaching himself

July 30, 2014

From Pundit from Another Planet.

 

Frustrated by GOP’s Unwillingness to Take the Bait, Obama Signs First-Ever Self-Impeachment Order

Critics Blast Obama’s Action as “Irresponsible,” “Reckless,” Dems Fear Constitutional Crisis, Congress Accuses Obama of “Presidential Reach-Around”

“If the Republicans aren’t willing to work with me on this, I’ll do it myself”

Report: Nancy Pelosi Seen in Senate Bathroom, Weeping and Throwing Up

Senior White House Officials Not Warned in Advance, Stunned by President’s Decision

“I’m ready to retire anyway. I’m so sick of this crap. Who needs this? They don’t appreciate what I’ve done for the middle class, what I’ve done for the children… They don’t appreciate what I’ve done for the bureaucrats, what I’ve done for the banks, and for Wall Street, what I’ve sacrificed for the future of the Democratic Party. Screw ‘em. I’m done.” – Obama, after signing historic self-impeachment order

(read the rest here)


The trouble with political jokes is they get elected

July 29, 2014

 


I was going to sign my kid up for martial arts

July 29, 2014

… until I saw the place where the classes are held.

We decided to go with ballet instead.


Truth in labeling

July 26, 2014


My baloney has a first name

July 24, 2014

The bluebird of bitterness is conducting a totally scientific opinion poll, the findings of which will be completely accurate and reliable. Please answer the following question in the comment section below: Which of these two campaign commercials is worse? Is it this one for Hillary Clinton, former first lady and the worst secretary of state since Cyrus Vance?

Or is it this one, for Cherokee Princess Elizabeth Warren, who rose to prominence and wealth by claiming (without any actual, you know, evidence) to belong to a historically oppressed minority group?

Sorry; I probably should have warned you to have a barf bag handy. If you actually managed to watch either or both of those videos, you could probably use a good strong dose of this. You’re welcome.


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