We all know that some birds are virtuoso vocalists, but it turns out that some are pretty good composers as well:
Here’s a featherhead who really knows how to dance:
And here’s a birdbrain who excels at sports:
Frustrated by GOP’s Unwillingness to Take the Bait, Obama Signs First-Ever Self-Impeachment Order
Critics Blast Obama’s Action as “Irresponsible,” “Reckless,” Dems Fear Constitutional Crisis, Congress Accuses Obama of “Presidential Reach-Around”
“If the Republicans aren’t willing to work with me on this, I’ll do it myself”
Report: Nancy Pelosi Seen in Senate Bathroom, Weeping and Throwing Up
Senior White House Officials Not Warned in Advance, Stunned by President’s Decision
“I’m ready to retire anyway. I’m so sick of this crap. Who needs this? They don’t appreciate what I’ve done for the middle class, what I’ve done for the children… They don’t appreciate what I’ve done for the bureaucrats, what I’ve done for the banks, and for Wall Street, what I’ve sacrificed for the future of the Democratic Party. Screw ‘em. I’m done.” – Obama, after signing historic self-impeachment order
(read the rest here)
… until I saw the place where the classes are held.
We decided to go with ballet instead.
The bluebird of bitterness is conducting a totally scientific opinion poll, the findings of which will be completely accurate and reliable. Please answer the following question in the comment section below: Which of these two campaign commercials is worse? Is it this one for Hillary Clinton, former first lady and the worst secretary of state since Cyrus Vance?
Or is it this one, for Cherokee Princess Elizabeth Warren, who rose to prominence and wealth by claiming (without any actual, you know, evidence) to belong to a historically oppressed minority group?
Sorry; I probably should have warned you to have a barf bag handy. If you actually managed to watch either or both of those videos, you could probably use a good strong dose of this. You’re welcome.