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From The Barbed Wire.
WASHINGTON D.C. (The Barbed Wire) – Giving Vice-President Joe Biden the push he needs to make his decision official that he will seek the presidency on the Democratic ticket next year, Republican voters filed the necessary paperwork with the Federal Election Commission for him. Biden will surely throw a monkey wrench into Hillary Clinton’s previously planned coronation.
On the line on the form that asked for the reason for filing, Republicans wrote “For unparalleled comedic value.” Billy Tucker, one of the Republicans who filed the forms told us, “It would be a crime for crazy Uncle Joe to not be involved in this election circus. We wanted to watch the Democratic side be a bunch of old, white people fighting it out, with O’Malley snapping at their heels. It’s going to be so fun to watch.”
Head of the DNC, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, announced the Democratic primary will be sponsored by Geritol. Also, a documentary crew will follow the candidates around until the Democratic convention next year to record all the insanity. The movie will be called Grumpy Old Politicians.
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