“Are all of you kids registered to vote for me? No? Well, better get registered — time is running out! When you go to register, just tell ‘em you’re 18. They probably won’t ask you for identification, but if they do, just tell ‘em they’re a bunch of racists, and that’ll make ‘em forget about the whole ID thing. Be sure to tell all your friends to register too! And remind ‘em to vote for me, and not for the evil rich white guy!”
Don’t give him ideas? There are plenty of states where they don’t have to show any ID. To get an alcoholic drink, they have to show and ID. To vote for Obama — well, I guess you would have to get drunk first…..