Survivor, Texas Style

From my pal Teresa in Forth Worth:

Due to the popularity of the “Survivor” TV show, Texas is planning to do one entitled “Survivor – Texas Style.”

The contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth. Finally, back to Dallas.

Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 15 bumper stickers which will read:

1. “I’m a Democrat”
2. “Amnesty for Illegals”
3. “I Love The Dixie Chicks”
4. “Boycott Beef”
5. “I Voted for Obama”
6. “George Strait Sucks”
7. “Re-elect Obama in 2016″
8. “Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor”
9. “Rosie O’Donnell Is Texas Born”
10. “I Love Obama Care and Chuck Schumer”
11. “Barney Frank Is My Hero”
12. “I Side with Jane Fonda”
13. “It’s Bush’s Fault”
14. “Islam Is a Peace-Loving Religion”
15. “I’m Here to Confiscate Your Guns”

The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

5 Responses to Survivor, Texas Style

  1. How about “Biden 2016″?

  2. freedom1781 says:

    My little sister, a huge liberal, lived in Waco for about 9 years. She’d probably honk and give a thumbs up.

  3. jksfamily5 says:

    This was very funny, a pink prius! How about some posting in your lol style about cat lovers, who jump on one’s back if one speaks one word against cats in any way shape or form?

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