(collected from Twitter)
Wish I could take credit for that, but I can’t.
That’s none of my business.
Chris Kyle was an American hero and we mourn his loss.
No, that would be an abuse of power.
I don’t need that teleprompter; turn it off.
I take full responsibility for what happened in Benghazi.
I will not play another round of golf until people are back to work again.
The sequester was my idea and I am responsible for the consequences.
We have a spending problem.
Wait, that doesn’t sound Constitutional to me.
Let me be clear, the 2nd Amendment is not about hunting.
Clint Eastwood is my all-time favorite actor.
I was totally wrong about Obamacare not adding a dime to the deficit.
Here are my stellar grades and the papers I wrote in college.
There’s no such thing as a free lunch.
I pledge allegiance to the flag…
All children were once babies in the womb.
We’re going to make real spending cuts, starting with Michelle’s and my vacations.
I do think, at a certain point, the government has spent enough money.
My supporters need to get off their lazy asses and get a job.
My skin color is not important.
NBC, MSNBC, ABC, and CNN really hold me accountable.
I love America.
That actually wasn’t Bush’s fault. I need to take some responsibility here.