What’s in a name?

Late one night a burglar broke into a house that he thought was unoccupied. He hadn’t gotten far when he heard a voice say, “Jesus is watching.”

The burglar froze. But nothing happened, and he went back to his work.

Again the voice said, “Jesus is watching.”

The burglar looked around, and spotted a parrot in a cage.

“Was that you, you stupid bird?” the burglar asked.

“I’m not a stupid bird,” the parrot replied. “I’m John the Baptist.”

“John the Baptist?” scoffed the burglar. “What kind of idiot names a parrot John the Baptist?”

The bird replied, “The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus.”

7 Responses to What’s in a name?

  1. zip says:

    The Lord sees … even better than NSA!
    Good joke, worth a smile and laugh!
    I like the nice Rott doggie, “Good boy … Sic ‘em!”

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  3. bydesign001 says:

    Good afternoon Bob,

    I nominated you for the Most Influential Blogger Award, well deserved.

    http://pumabydesign001.com/2013/07/29/most-influential-blogger-award-my-nominations-and-the-rules/

  4. You have been nominated for The Most Influential Blogger Award.

    http://freedombytheway.com/2013/07/30/influential-blogger-award/

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