That’s just asking for an audit

May 22, 2013

ice cream


Why proofreading is important

February 27, 2013

snacks


Oh shoot!

February 12, 2013

A California man was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was discovered that he owned more than a hundred guns and had hundreds of thousands of rounds of ammunition stored in his home. A local newspaper referred to it as a “massive weapons cache.”

In California, someone owning that many guns is labeled “mentally unstable.”

If he lived in Arizona , he’d be called “an avid gun collector.”

In Oklahoma, he’d be called “a novice gun collector.”

In Utah, he’d be called “moderately well prepared,” although they’d probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had stockpiled a corresponding quantity of food.

In Montana, he’d be called “the neighborhood ‘go-to’ guy.”

In Idaho, he’d be called “a likely gubernatorial candidate.”

In Wyoming, he’d be called “an eligible bachelor.”

In Texas, he’d be called “a hunting buddy.”


Yes, Virginia, there is a Second Amendment (thank God)

January 29, 2013

The ultimate in feminine protection.

Texas tan line


Now that’s what I call a bargain

January 24, 2013


Be careful — it’s slippery out there

January 8, 2013

polar bear on ice


At last — the solution to gun violence!

January 7, 2013


Why people should have to pass an intelligence test before being allowed to vote

January 5, 2013



The ultimate clearance sale

December 18, 2012


Which sign is more likely to prevent another massacre on school grounds?

December 17, 2012

For further enlightenment:

When Mass Killers Meet Armed Resistance

Let’s Have That Conversation about Guns, by Kurt Schlicter

Gun-Free Zones Provide False Sense of Security, by Glenn Harlan Reynolds

It Isn’t Redneck ‘Gun Culture’ That Causes Mass Shootings — It’s the Culture of Narcissism, by Brendan O’Neill


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