Tea for two…

October 16, 2014

…or possibly more…


The plague’s the thing

October 14, 2014

Stolen from The Grunt of Monte Cristo.

Happy birthday, Giuseppe

October 10, 2014

It’s the 201st birthday of Italian composer Giuseppe Verdi. Despite humble beginnings, Verdi grew up to be the most famous and best-loved opera composer in Italy, a country known for its insatiable appetite for opera. Many of his operas continue to be staples of the repertoire more than a century after his death, and many of the melodies he composed are among the most familiar in the Western world.

Because there’s nothing like a good flash mob, here are few of Verdi’s greatest hits performed flash mob style. First, the “Anvil Chorus” from Il Trovatore, performed at a shopping mall in Tel Aviv:

Next, members of the Opera Company of Philadelphia perform “Brindisi” (“Drinking Song”) from La Traviata for a crowd at Reading Terminal Market:

Here is “Va, Pensiero” from Nabucco, performed at a shopping mall in Cologne, Germany:

And here, members of the Zurich Symphony Orchestra play the Grand March from Aida:

Syrian man learns “no ISIS here” in English for potential work as US translator

October 8, 2014

From The Duffel Blog.

DAMASCUS, Syria — A local Syrian man is poring over English textbooks day after day to perfect his pronunciation of the phrase “no ISIS here” in preparation for his upcoming work as a translator for U.S. military forces, sources confirmed.

Abdul Barazi, 47, a native Arabic speaker who speaks very little English beyond “hello” or “mister,” is excited that once coalition forces begin conducting ground combat operations in the region, he’ll be there to listen to locals describe in Arabic both intelligence on ISIS militants and a wide variety of local problems, which will then be translated to U.S. troops as “he say America number one.”

“I am hope that one day President George Bush come and liberate Syria with United State of Freedom troops,” said Barazi in perfect Arabic, which was then translated for Duffel Blog reporters by a graduate of Defense Language Institute who wasn’t quite sure what that last word was. “ISIS no good here. ISIS bad bad man. Ali Baba.”

In addition to the phrase “no ISIS here” which will help U.S. forces easily not identify any militants, Barazi has reportedly been studying other key phrases he believes will be useful. These include “ISIS in next village,” “These men just farmers,” and “he not really say anything important,” which Barazi intends to use when a village elder speaks on important topics for any length of time over two minutes.

Barazi is not alone in his quest to learn English. Many others in Syria are working on their language skills so they can get an interpreter job paid for by the U.S. government, including businessmen, recently released criminals, and ISIS militants. Meanwhile, local schoolchildren are learning how to say “pencil” and “chocolate,” as well as “one dollar” in an effort to help boost the local Syrian economy.

At press time, Barazi was practicing with a friend who role-played by describing himself having a bad hip, cataracts, and a mean case of syphilis, which was translated as “need medicine.”

Duffel Blog investigative journalist Lee Ho Fuk contributed to this report.

If only you had to pass an intelligence test before you could vote

October 8, 2014

Let’s all hope that these doofuses will get lost on the way to the polling place on election day… or forget which day the election is… or forget where they put their car keys… or just forget to get out of bed that morning.

The stupid… it burns…


What’s in a name?

October 7, 2014

Terrorism by any other name (“workplace violence”) is still terrorism, and Jah’Keem Yisrael by any other name (“Alton Nolen”) is still an Islamist jihadi and murderer.

For further enlightenment:

Winning Heads and Minds, by Mark Steyn

Jah’Keem Yisrael and Protecting Muslim Sensibilities, by Jeannie DeAngelis

Allah Made Me Do It, by Daniel Greenfield

Colleen Hufford Memorial Fund

More good stuff from Bill Whittle:

Tie-Dyed Tyranny

Political Insurance

President Coward

Stung by Suicide

A Brief History of Mental Illness

Ferguson and the Real Race War

The Murderer in the Kremlin

Obamadelphia, DC

Not One of Us

Losing the Peace in Iraq

Why Benghazi Matters

It Takes a Superhero



Dear Leader fights West African Ebola in Red State hospitals

October 6, 2014

From The People’s Cube.

Dear Leader has announced a new plan to rescue West Africa from the Ebola virus. He will leave the borders open and add flights to Liberia, Sierra Leone and Guinea among other destinations to allow afflicted, poor Africans to get better treatment in American Red State medical facilities.

Afflicted Africans are encouraged to run to their nearest airport and book flights to any American red state where they will be promptly treated – by at least the second try – for the deadly Ebola Virus. [continue reading here]


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