Caturday cartoons

April 1, 2023

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Happy April 1st

April 1, 2023

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Spring fling

March 31, 2023

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Friday happy dance

March 31, 2023

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Find the differences!

March 30, 2023

There are six differences between these two pictures. See if you can find them.

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The solution will appear in the comments section later today.

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Today’s cultural moment

March 30, 2023

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Man who’s already purchased product just wants ads to stop

March 29, 2023

From The Babylon Bee.

ST. PAUL, MN — Having purchased a standing mixer for his wife last month, local man Jared Simmons has found himself unable to escape a virtual blitzkrieg of standing mixer advertisements.

“It’s over, KitchenAid!” screamed Mr. Simmons, as Facebook unleashed seventeen more ads. “I already bought the dang CuisinArt!!”

After spending roughly forty-five seconds comparing ratings on Amazon, Mr. Simmons selected his wife’s birthday present one month ago to the day. “My life has been a nightmarish parade of cooking utensils ever since,” said Mr. Simmons. “I’m not buying another mixer for at least a decade, hopefully ever. It’s not a freaking banana, ok? Sure, show me more bananas. Maybe I’ll buy another bushel next week, when these are black and in my freezer for my wife to supposedly make banana bread with. But I’m NOT BUYING ANOTHER MIXER!”

At publishing time, Mr. Simmons had opened his mailbox to find four ‘Spatula City’ catalogues stuffed inside.

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Wednesday weirdness

March 29, 2023

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The pun also rises

March 28, 2023

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Puppy love

March 28, 2023

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