Happy Independence Day

July 4, 2022


Monday chuckles

July 4, 2022


Sunday funnies

July 3, 2022

An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. He looked across the room and asked, “Is that Jesus sitting over there?” The waitress nodded, so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee on him.

Then a hunchbacked Englishman came into the restaurant and asked the waitress for a cup of tea. He looked across the room and asked, “Is that Jesus sitting over there?” The waitress nodded, so the Englishman told her to give Jesus a cup of tea on him.

Then a redneck on crutches came in and asked the waitress for a glass of Coke. He looked across the room and asked, “Is that God’s boy sittin’ over there?” The waitress nodded, so the redneck told her to give Jesus a glass of Coke on him.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him, and said, “For your kindness, you are healed.” The Irishman felt the strength return to his legs, and he got up and danced a jig out the door.

Then Jesus passed by the Englishman, touched him and said, “For your kindness, you are healed.” The Englishman felt his back straighten out, and he did a series of back flips out the door.

Then Jesus approached the redneck, who shrank back and hollered, “Don’t touch me! I’m drawin’ disability!”


Sunday musical offering

July 3, 2022


Caturday chuckles

July 2, 2022


Happy Caturday

July 2, 2022

When you try to make friends with your neighbor, but the neighbor isn’t interested. (This is funnier if you enlarge it to full screen.)


Friday chuckles — troglodyte edition

July 1, 2022


Happy Canada Day

July 1, 2022


Find the panda!

June 30, 2022

Somewhere in the midst of what appears to be a convention of Star Wars aficionados, a panda lurks. See if you can find it.

(click to enlarge)

The solution will appear in the comments section later today.


Today’s cultural moment

June 30, 2022


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