Happy National Girlfriends Day

August 1, 2021

Yes, it’s a real thing.

❧❧❧

A group of girlfriends, all aged 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View because the waiters there were so handsome.

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View because the food and wine were so good.

Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View because it had the nicest restrooms.

Ten years later, at age 70, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View because it was wheelchair accessible.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View because they had never been there before.

 


Sunday musical offering

August 1, 2021


Caturday chuckles

July 31, 2021


Caturday funnies

July 31, 2021


Fractured history

July 30, 2021


Friday happy dance

July 30, 2021


Flower power

July 29, 2021

A man burst into a flower shop and said, “Quick! I need two potted geraniums!”

“I’m very sorry, sir,” said the florist. “We’re all out of geraniums. How about some lovely African violets?”

“No,” said the customer. “It was geraniums my wife told me to water while she was away.”

 


Waking up is hard to do

July 29, 2021


Bug off

July 28, 2021


Wednesday weirdness

July 28, 2021


%d bloggers like this: