I went to sign my cat up for welfare…

… but the lady at the welfare office told me that cats aren’t eligible.

I told her my cat is unemployed, lazy, doesn’t speak English, and has no clue who his daddy is.

So she looked in her policy manual to see what it takes to qualify.

My cat gets his first check on Friday.

Damn, this is a great country.


4 Responses to I went to sign my cat up for welfare…

  1. FranklytheNut says:



  2. librarycountess says:

    Priceless! 😀


  3. What a Hoot says:

    I am gonna round me up some cats and get my butt to the welfare office before they realise the government is out of money. I should get a couple of months free ride,eh?


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