Signs that you may be suffering from the poor economy

You finally clean your house, hoping to find loose change.

The local loan shark sees you coming, and turns and runs the other way.

You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

You can’t remember whose picture is on the nickel.

You pawn the spare tire from your car.

Credit card companies don’t try to get you to transfer your other credit card balances to theirs.

Your baloney has no first name.

At communion, you go back for seconds.

You try to take out a loan, and the bank asks for your firstborn child as collateral.

American Express calls and says, “Leave home without it!”

Long distance companies don’t call to try to persuade you to switch.

You rob Peter… and then rob Paul.

 

3 Responses to Signs that you may be suffering from the poor economy

  1. Freedom, by the way says:

    A lot of people have been there–esp. the last few years. (In other words, some of this funnies are actually true!)

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  2. Citizen Tom says:

    A loan shark running the other way? Is that china’s president reaction when he sees our president coming?

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  3. Bob Mack says:

    “The average national price of a gallon of gas hit an all-time record high this week. Meaning that wherever you’re going this summer, it might be cheaper to mail your car.” –Amy Poehler

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