Children’s books that didn’t make the bestseller list

You Were an Accident

Strangers Have the Best Candy

The Little Sissy Who Snitched

Some Kittens Can Fly

Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear

Getting More Chocolate on Your Face

Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

Emma Was So Bad Her Mother Stopped Loving Her

A Kid’s Guide to Hitchhiking

Buying Things Online with Daddy’s MasterCard

You Are Different and That’s Bad

The Little Engine That Didn’t Even Try

Babar Meets the Taxidermist

The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables

Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School

Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Your Family Pets

Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share

Curious George and the High Voltage Fence

Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book

That’s It, I’m Putting You Up for Adoption

Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

Grandpa Gets a Casket

Your Nightmares Are Real

Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

4 Responses to Children’s books that didn’t make the bestseller list

  1. Freedom, by the way says:

    You are Special When You’re Bad: Where Mommy Gets Ideas for Her Silly Blog.

    (kidding!)

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  2. Bob Mack says:

    2 favorites: “Nancy Drew Meets The Manson Family” and “Harry Potter & The Chamberpot of Secrets”

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