Understanding your paycheck

Gross pay:  $1,222.00

Income Tax: $244.38

Outgo Tax: $45.21

State Tax: $61.10

Interstate Tax: $5.89

County Tax: $6.11

City Tax: $12.22

Rural Tax: $4.44

Back Tax: $1.11

Front Tax: $1.16

Side Tax: $1.61

Up Tax: $2.22

Down Tax: $1.11

Stadium Tax: $12.69

Flat Tax: $8.32

Surtax: $3.46

Ma’am Tax: $4.60

Tic-Tacs: $2.98

Thumb Tacks: $3.93

Parking Fee: $15.00

F.I.C.A.: $81.88

T.G.I.F.: $19.95

Life Insurance: $9.85

Health Insurance: $16.23

Disability: $2.58

Liability: $3.41

Inability: $1.25

Dental Insurance: $4.50

Mental Insurance: $6.33

Reassurance: $4.07

Coffee: $66.85

Coffee Cups: $6.51

Floor Rental: $9.85

Chair Rental: $7.32

Desk Rental: $4.32

Union Dues: $6.85

Union Don’ts: $6.77

Cash Advances: $2.69

Cash Retreats: $121.35

Overtime: $7.28

Undertime: $54.83

Eastern Time: $10.00

Central Time: $9.00

Mountain Time: $8.00

Pacific Time: $7.00

Daylight Savings Time: $24.00

Time Out: $12.00

Water: $16.75

Electricity: $38.23

Heat: $51.42

Air: $46.83

Miscellaneous: $104.54

Take Home Pay:  $0.02

And now you know where the expression “my two cents” comes from.

You’re going to get soaked.

One Response to Understanding your paycheck

  1. Freedom, by the way says:

    My “inability tax” is higher than that. What gives?

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