The Bard of Murdock on Kathleen Sebelius’s latest pronouncement:
A rousing success for the HHS
Is Kathy’s intent each day.
Her expert advice, both firm and precise,
Is frequently on display.
But being prepared is hard when impaired
With dyslexic ears and eyes.
She hears the inverse and reads in reverse
When trying to improvise.
Her latest discourse was backwards, of course,
In claiming our seniors will die
If Paul Ryan’s bill is passed on the Hill,
And grandmother’s cash runs dry.
I think her intent was meant to lament
The end of death panels she’s planned,
To quickly escort, if funding is short,
Old folks to the promised land.
Before things get worse I’d like to disperse
To Kathy this heartfelt wish:
For lofty success: reverse HHS!
(The converse tells you to shh…)