Kathleen the Grate

The Bard of Murdock on Kathleen Sebelius’s latest pronouncement:

A rousing success for the HHS
Is Kathy’s intent each day.
Her expert advice, both firm and precise,
Is frequently on display.

But being prepared is hard when impaired
With dyslexic ears and eyes.
She hears the inverse and reads in reverse
When trying to improvise.

Her latest discourse was backwards, of course,
In claiming our seniors will die
If Paul Ryan’s bill is passed on the Hill,
And grandmother’s cash runs dry.

I think her intent was meant to lament
The end of death panels she’s planned,
To quickly escort, if funding is short,
Old folks to the promised land.

Before things get worse I’d like to disperse
To Kathy this heartfelt wish:
For lofty success: reverse HHS!
(The converse tells you to shh…)

3 Responses to Kathleen the Grate

  1. Citizen Tom says:

    Here is a funny one for you.

    SAN FRANCISCO — Noting that an average of 18 veterans a day commit suicide, a federal appeals court on Tuesday ordered the Department of Veterans Affairs to dramatically overhaul its mental health care system. (from http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2011/05/10/general-us-veterans-care-trial_8460105.html)

    Here we have one of the nation’s most liberal courts complaining that a Democrat President and Congress have not be delivering adequate health care to vets. Nonetheless, these clowns want to run the whole show.

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  2. bydesign001 says:

    I admire the Bard of Murdock whose political proses are right on point.

    Thank you for sharing.

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  3. Freedom, by the way says:

    So Clever! Thanks for sharing. Love the Pill Bottle, too.

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