The art of fundraising

The Bard of Murdock, on the benefits of being an Obama campaign donor:

It pays to be Obama’s friend,
Quite handsomely indeed;
Just pay the piper for his song:
A waiver will proceed.

If luxury defines your plan
But you’ve a union seal,
You’ll get a signature and be
Exempt from his New Deal.

If you can see the Golden Gate
Relax, you’ll feel no pain.
Kathleen the Grate will sign your form;
You’re on the gravy train.

And if your state has voted blue
In past election years,
The law we passed before we read
Like magic disappears!

Forget repeal. We’ll overturn
ObamaCare’s short reign,
By getting waivers like the rest:
Donate to his campaign.

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