A woman was driving home to Dallas after visiting her daughter in Fort Worth when she was stopped by a highway patrolman. The officer asked to see her driver’s license, and while she was removing the license from her wallet, her concealed-carry permit came out with it.
The officer looked at the license, then at the permit, then at the woman. Cautiously, he asked her if she had any weapons in her possession.
She answered that she had .45 automatic in her glove compartment. He asked her if she had any other firearms. She said that she also had a 9mm Glock in her center console.
He asked if that was all, and she replied that she also had a .38 special in her purse.
“What are you so afraid of?” the officer asked the woman, and she cheerfully replied, “Not a damn thing!”