The Bard of Murdock comments on the failure of Barack Obama’s budget in the U.S. Senate:
O is for zero, for zilch and for none.
I’m speaking, of course, of votes that he won.
B is for budgets the president floats.
Let me repeat it: he got zero votes.
A is for aught, the brother to naught;
Even the Democrats couldn’t be bought.
M is for mud, like mud on your face;
A fitting display for O’s trophy case.
A is for ASAP, as soon as we can –
Grant him an early retirement plan.