The Stoner in Chief has found the leaf
To power his campaign,
It comes from the class of algae mass
That’s known as Mary Jane.
A car on a batch of algae thatch
Can travel far and wide,
And poured on a joint, at boiling point,
It gives a pleasant ride.
So power your Jeep with gas that’s cheap,
And park along the curb,
To mellow a bit and take a hit
Of presidential herb.
A cannabis car may be on par
With healthcare free of cost,
And further to which, we’ll tax the rich
To clean up our exhaust.
Producing a gas of ganja grass
Is worthy of the deed,
And isn’t it fun to have The One,
Who swaps our gas for weed?