The New Economic Patriot

The Food Stamp President is calling for a “new economic patriotism.” The Bard of Murdock comments:

An economic patriot
Is what I want to be:
I vote Obama’s party line
And get a phone for free.

And when the doctor says I need
A colonoscopy,
Obama and the bureaucrats
Will pay his handsome fee.

Or if I give him loads of cash,
His henchman have agreed,
My solar-power business loans
Will all be guaranteed.

For those who have the cash to give,
Donations are the key:
They buy the right to harvest from
Obama’s money tree.

For those who have no cash to give,
For patriots like me,
Our vote is all we need to yield
To get more stuff for free.

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