What to say to an Obama voter who’s just been laid off

“Well, now you and Keith Olbermann have something else in common.”

“Isn’t it worth losing your job to know that religious organizations now have to pay for abortions and contraceptives?”

“Hey, at least that successful Mormon businessman didn’t win.”

“Doesn’t it cheer you up to know that Rush Limbaugh will be getting a massive tax increase?”

“Look at the bright side — gay marriage passed in four states.”

“Hey, Big Bird still has a job. Isn’t that the important thing?”

“I’m sure Obama cares deeply about your situation. Maybe he’ll send you a postcard from Hawaii.”

“Didn’t your lady parts warn you this would happen?”

4 Responses to What to say to an Obama voter who’s just been laid off

  1. These are really good. Somebody’s got some talent. Is that the Bluebird or anonymous email or parts of both? Also, can I beg a repost off ya? Thanks!! 🙂

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