Oh shoot!

A California man was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was discovered that he owned more than a hundred guns and had hundreds of thousands of rounds of ammunition stored in his home. A local newspaper referred to it as a “massive weapons cache.”

In California, someone owning that many guns is labeled “mentally unstable.”

If he lived in Arizona , he’d be called “an avid gun collector.”

In Oklahoma, he’d be called “a novice gun collector.”

In Utah, he’d be called “moderately well prepared,” although they’d probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had stockpiled a corresponding quantity of food.

In Montana, he’d be called “the neighborhood ‘go-to’ guy.”

In Idaho, he’d be called “a likely gubernatorial candidate.”

In Wyoming, he’d be called “an eligible bachelor.”

In Texas, he’d be called “a hunting buddy.”

7 Responses to Oh shoot!

  1. Roy Mcdade says:

    Funny and very true…..


  2. This is good! Feel like sharing? 🙂 Pretty-please?


  3. cmblake6 says:

    Reblogged this on Cmblake6's Weblog and commented:
    Popped in to BoB, and there is a whole bunch of good stuff there. I just needed something fun for right now, and this one nearly broke my face from grinning!


  4. Gyrfalcon says:

    Is this a real story? Or just a joke?


  5. There was a story in the news here about a psycho in Santa Cruz (described by own dad as “tickling time bomb”) who shot and killed two police officers. According to the radio news story, he “stockpiled” two handguns.


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