“I can tell you I’ve known eight presidents, three of them intimately.” – Joe Biden
Letting Crazy Joe Biden off the reservation is always risky business, which is why his boss generally dispatches him only to places he doesn’t want to visit himself — like Israel or Russia or Arlington National Cemetery. You didn’t see old Joe snapping “selfies” at the Nelson Mandela funerary bash, for example — the Delaware Gaffster was left behind to swab the restrooms in the Oval Office. But for Ariel Sharon’s requiem, it’s Obama who’s staying at home, sending to Jerusalem in his place a second-string delegation that includes Biden and another renowned Democratic blockhead, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz. After all, it’s not like the dearly departed former Prime Minister was a well known Red like Mandela or a radical Islamist or even a Trayvon Martin. Netanyahu and the darned Israelis will just have to be satisfied with Barry’s B-team.
By Bob Mack.