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Creating a password

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cabbage

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cabbages

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10 cabbages

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10cabbages

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10CABBAGES

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10CabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon’tGiveMeAccessImmediately!

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NowYoureReallyPissingMeOff10CabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGive
MeAccessImmediately

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This entry was posted on Thursday, May 22nd, 2014 at 10:40 pm and is filed under circus of life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

3 Responses to Creating a password

bydesign001 says:

May 22, 2014 at 11:16 pm

Very funny but true. Adding to that are all the different passwords one is expected to have. Forgetting always and losing them somewhere on my laptop, I tried to change my password to “StupidMeDuh” on one of my accounts a few years back. It was rejected.

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Fudge says:

May 22, 2014 at 11:40 pm

Last Pass is a lifesaver.

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GruntOfMonteCristo says:

May 23, 2014 at 4:14 pm

Too, too true.

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