People who hang kitty toys all over the tree are just asking for trouble.
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's sister-in-law Sybil
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessâ„¢ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitterâ„¢, the beer they named for Bob
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I think God made kittens so darn cute so we don’t pinch their adorable heads off 😉
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I agree — their cuteness is the only thing that saves them.
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That’s for sure for sure, lol.
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Hanging catnip on a tree is an even worse idea, as I’ve heard some idiots have done. 🙂
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That would require a whole new level of stupidity.
When my kids were little, they got the bright idea one day of emptying the polyester fiberfill out of a small stuffed bear, packing it full of catnip, and then sewing it back up. I didn’t know they had done it, and I couldn’t figure out why our cats (who are prone to stealing any toy small enough for them to pick up) were freaking out and fighting over that particular little bear.
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LOL! 🙂
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In the anecdote I heard, the family heard the tree come crashing down in the middle of the night; the cat had leapt onto it, and pulled it down…
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They asked for it.
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Yep! 🙂
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