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This entry was posted on Monday, February 23rd, 2015 at 10:57 am and is filed under circus of life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
This entry was posted on Monday, February 23rd, 2015 at 10:57 am and is filed under circus of life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won’t buy, but have you ever tried to buy them without money?
—Ogden Nash
Employment applications always ask whom to call in case of an emergency. I always say ‘an ambulance.’
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Hey, BoB, local photographer captured some of your relatives enjoying the winter weather down here. Thought you might like to see ’em.
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Looks as if they’re having a good time — it’s no wonder we haven’t heard from them since they left.
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[…] Look for the silver lining […]
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Bob since your cousins were ‘snow delayed’ and weren’t able to make it to the game to ‘drop’ on the weak link, the team’s Mascot had to do it! http://safeshare.tv/w/sLtCVDmZnm
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That’s a really funny video!
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What gets me is that guy is totally ‘baffled’ about it all! He’s so ‘disconnected’ from it, why even be at the game? To me Bob, it even states something more, and reflective of what’s going on in our Nation: cognizant dissonance. He’s just over the top!
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Makes you wonder who he was talking to on the phone that had him completely oblivious to everything that was going on around him.
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Yes. Couldn’t have been a sports buddy. He had such a ‘look’ on his face like, “Where am I … what’s going on … why am I here?”
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Yep — he looked totally befuddled!
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Reblogged this on Will S.' Sunny Side Blog.
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