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This entry was posted on Friday, April 17th, 2015 at 10:41 am and is filed under simple pleasures. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir… mighty scarce.
—Mark Twain
I’m not weird. I’m limited edition.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessâ„¢ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitterâ„¢, the beer they named for Bob
Ha! Too cute 😉
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Those are great! I think my faves are the grumpy luggage bag & the happy plane.
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Reblogged this on Will S.' Random Weirdness Blog.
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bob sees faces everywhere. With some of these, you might not notice, but thanks to the context, you can’t help but notice. (Added to the heap o’links.)
The squashed plastic jug reminds me of the Sorting Hat.
Wasn’t smiling jet in that Pixar airplanes movie?
Grumpy luggage bag = Oscar the Grouch.
Pine board = Munch’s Scream.
Blender = um… Hands up don’t shoot?
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Yep… and the bike helmet looks like an Ewok!
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I see a Sloth. These are great, btw. Very clever.
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