In prison you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
At work you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.
In prison they give you three meals a day.
At work you get a short break for one meal, which you must pay for.
In prison you get time off for good behavior.
At work you get more work for good behavior.
In prison you can watch TV and play games.
At work you can get fired for watching TV and playing games.
In prison your family is allowed to visit.
At work you aren’t even supposed to speak to your family.
In prison all your expenses are paid by someone else.
At work you pay all your own expenses, and they deduct taxes from your paycheck to pay for prisons.
In prison you must deal with sadistic wardens.
At work they’re called managers.
In prison you spend your time behind bars waiting to get out.
At work you spend your time waiting to get out so you can go inside bars.