How to install a low-cost home security system

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 16 work boots.

2. Put the boots on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few large dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on the front door that reads:

Hey Bubba — Me, Big Jim, and Duke went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pit bulls, they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I locked all four of ’em in the house. Better wait outside. — Mike

5 Responses to How to install a low-cost home security system

  1. Citizen Tom says:

    I work with country boys like that, except for the fact they know their wives would never let them leave four dogs in the house.

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  2. Zip-a-Dee says:

    Where I live those boots would have to be nailed down – or the dogs would run off with them! It’s been known to happen!
    Good thought though!

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  4. Will S. says:

    Reblogged this on Will S.' Sunny Side Blog and commented:
    LOL! 🙂

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