From The Barbed Wire.
BABY PARTS R US HEADQUARTERS (The Barbed Wire) – Just days after an undercover video showed the chief medical officer for Planned Parenthood getting busted talking cavalierly about the organization’s practice of harvesting baby body parts for profit, the entity is in full damage control mode. Chief Sorceress and Cruella de Vil of Planned Parenthood, Cecile Richards, apologized, not for the practice of removing fetal organs for profit, but for the “tone and statements” of the staff member. Oh, and for getting caught admitting it on tape.
Now that another videotape has been released, and it may not be the last, showing evidence of Planned Parenthood selling baby parts for profit, Ms. Richards has been taking meetings with Satan to brainstorm on ways to save the organization’s brand. “Am I disappointed?” Satan asked, “Sure. I can’t pretend this doesn’t hurt the cause, but it’s not the end for us either. There’s just no way to make harvesting baby organs sound sexy to the public. And the latest lady who wanted to make enough money on the practice discussed in the video to get a Lamborghini? Well, I told her I’d get that car for her since she’s already sold her soul to me anyway.”
Satan went on to point out that Democrats were still on board with killing babies, as evidenced by their silence on the content of these two videos. He laughed at the prospect of Congress pulling any funding for Planned Parenthood too. Mephistopheles then said, “Those idiot Republicans are too shell-shocked to do anything they say they’re going to do. They don’t scare me at all.”
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