The new global threat is climate indifference

From The Barbed Wire.

CALIFORNIA (The Barbed Wire) – Speaking to gullible students at Stanford University, Obama ambassador of propaganda, Susan Rice, said in a speech that the greatest threat our world now faces is “climate indifference.” Rice, one of the world’s leading climate scientists, told the horrified students, some trembling in their seats, that the climate just doesn’t give a crap anymore.

“We feared global cooling for decades,” Rice said. “Then, we learned to fear the climate through global warming. Next, the climate was just changing. It’s always done that, but we should be terrified of it just the same. Climate disruption was next. Now, I’m sad to say, the climate just doesn’t care anymore. And when the climate quits caring, that’s when people get hurt.”

Asked by an audience member, who had just wet his pants, what could be done to avert catastrophe, Rice answered, “We may need to go back to offering human sacrifices to the gods. Beyond that, I don’t know. What we do know is that this is the single greatest long-term threat we as a species face on this planet.”

Downplaying other threats that most of the world feels are more pressing, Rice assured the crowd that terrorists, and groups like ISIS, will eventually tire and get bored with killing and terrorizing people who do not agree with them, and will most likely retire to tropical areas to live out their lives peacefully on a beach somewhere.

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2 Responses to The new global threat is climate indifference

  1. […] The new global threat is climate indifference […]

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  2. Zip-a-Dee says:

    I think we’re pretty sick & tired of seeing the faces or hearing the lying words of those reprobates who are ruining this Country. Those in prestigious schools become the worse ‘conditioned/brainwashed’ and pridefully go about fulfilling their downing tasks.

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