Awesome post for read, i hope everyone enjoy — part 4

Every blogger gets spammed. Some bloggers consider it a minor nuisance; some consider it a major nuisance. At bluebird of bitterness, we consider it a bonus. Sometimes it can be downright hilarious, as I’ve attempted to demonstrate in previous posts in this series. Of course, it helps to have a warped sense of humor, which is something I seem to have been born with. That’s why it cracks me up when stuff like this shows up in my spam filter:

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(A word to the wise: Running out from to post can be needlessly exhausting. Next time try just strolling out from to post.)

Some readers find they must overcome the hostility of family members who fail to understand their devotion to this blog:

My relatives all the time say that I am wasting my time here, but I know I am getting know-how all the time by reading these pleasant posts.

Some readers go so far as to try to convert their heathen relatives:

I’m gone to tell my little brother, that he should also visit this blog on regular basis to take updated from latest gossip.

Occasionally, an extraterrestrial will visit and leave a comment:

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(Welcome to Earth! If you want to know about afters effects and cartoon visual presentation, you’ve definitely come to the right planet; I’m pretty sure they don’t have that stuff on Saturn.)

Most spammers won’t admit to being extraterrestrials, but some of their comments are so garbled that you can’t help wondering:

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Well, if there’s one thing I need, it’s to put more glukose levels behind my acting. I’ll be sure to get on that right away. 

15 Responses to Awesome post for read, i hope everyone enjoy — part 4

  1. Peter Farb says:

    attract birdbrains, you do appear. Yoda.

    Liked by 3 people

  2. Mike says:

    “What a stuff of unambiguity and preserveness of precious familiarity regarding unexpected feelings.”

    That one was mine.

    Liked by 3 people

  3. Is it all just random pointless spam or are they trying to sell something? or in spammer speak: It has justice radiography arpeggio tire spring something?

    Liked by 1 person

    • I think they’re trying to sell something. In my experience, they always come with at least one hyperlink (to AuthenticCoachBags4Cheap.com or some such). I think they’re partly trying to game search engines by having more sites link to their site, but if I remember correctly, WordPress and/or the search engines (being well aware that the spammers are trying to do this) have it set up so that links in comments don’t count in determining a site’s search rank anyway.

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  4. Linda Lee says:

    These read exactly like the instructions for putting my new reel lawnmower together. Maybe you can help me?

    Liked by 3 people

  5. Zip-a-Dee says:

    This reminds me of an episode of The Blacklist where an oriental hacker type has a group of orientals working for him (trolls/spammers/mis-informatives, etc.) who are hired to do things like this. Not to say these are them, but using english (rather than their native language) to make some point … whatever it is (as mind-bending as they are!) someone must be paying them! Who’d do that in sanity of mind? 😊

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  7. Alec says:

    I laughed so hard I just had to run out from to post.

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  8. I think my favorite was the part where millions of women came as a result joyful to your blog. (Also, did one of them just say that you made her period?)

    Liked by 1 person

  9. The Isaiah 53:5 Project says:

    I just did a post about spam a few days ago. I know they are bots but the comments can be hilarious, even poetic.

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    • About four decades ago, I had a good friend at school who was a computer geek — this was in the days when computers were enormous noisy monstrosities that took up entire rooms — and he programmed the computer to write poetry. It resulted in some interesting sequences of words, although I don’t know that I’d actually call them poetry. Sometimes the comments in my spam folder remind me of the stuff that ancient computer used to come up with.

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  10. luckyotter says:

    You can just tell these spammers haven’t read one word of what you’ve written. These are too funny. Thanks to you, I now actually read my spam. There are some gems.

    Liked by 1 person

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