Highland fling

A helicopter pilot started having engine trouble while flying over the Scottish Highlands, and he had to make an emergency landing in the middle of a sheep pasture. He got out and walked over to where the shepherd was sitting and smoking his pipe.

“I say, good fellow,” the pilot said, “can you tell me where I might find a mechanic?”

The shepherd shook his head.

“Nae, laddie,” he said. “But I kin tell ye where t’ find a McPherson or a McCormick.”


14 Responses to Highland fling

  1. Adrienne says:

    Okay – that took me a second (but only a second).

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  2. Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
    It’s Friday – Waddya expect! 😄😄😄

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  3. Annette Rochelle Aben says:


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  4. Can’t understand how to get an app on my phone, but I got this joke right away. The confidence booster I needed that my brain isn’t totally soggy.

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  5. BunKaryudo says:

    I nice McJoke to end the week.

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  6. 😀 😀 I laughed so much it hurt! 😀

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  7. Will S. says:

    Reblogged this on Will S.' Sunny Side Blog and commented:
    Och aye, lassie! 🙂

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