❧ Four generations of the same family sit together at worship.
❧ People wonder why Noah let those two coyotes on the ark.
❧ The preacher asks Bubba to help take up the offering and five guys stand up.
❧ Opening day of hunting season is an official church holiday.
❧ The choir is known as the O.K. Chorale.
❧ The sermon is about Jesus feeding the five thousand, and folks want to know whether the fish were bass or catfish.
❧ Baptism is referred to as “branding.”
❧ Finding and returning lost sheep are more than just a parable.
❧ High notes on the organ set the dogs to howling.
❧ The final benediction is, “Y’all come back now, hear?”