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Speaking in tongues

A tourist from Switzerland who was visiting the U.S. pulled up to a corner where two locals were standing.

“Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?” the tourist asked.

The two locals looked at him and said nothing.

“Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?” he asked.

No response.

“Parlare Italiano?”

Still no response.

“Hablan ustedes Espanol?”

Still no response. The tourist gave up and drove off.

One Yank turned to the other and said, “You know, maybe we should learn a foreign language.”

“What for?” the other said. “That guy knew four languages, and a fat lot of good it did him.”

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7 Responses to Speaking in tongues

49lilykatz says:

July 21, 2016 at 9:47 am

Reblogged this on lilykatzblog and commented:
thank you to the Bluebird of Bitterness for a good laugh!

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Yvonne says:

July 22, 2016 at 12:27 am

Groan …

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Larry Geiger says:

July 22, 2016 at 7:39 am

Excellent. Perfect! Sprechen zie habla Englais?

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lbeth1950 says:

July 22, 2016 at 5:04 pm

Aweeee. Did my hubby tell you that?

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Will S. says:

July 23, 2016 at 12:01 am

Reblogged this on Will S.' Sunny Side Blog and commented:
🙂

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patriciaruthsusan says:

July 23, 2016 at 4:53 am

😀 — Suzanne

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Vanessina says:

September 9, 2016 at 6:41 am

haha

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