The bluebird of bitterness
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
Bob's brother Otto
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's sister-in-law Sybil
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Bob's nephew Virgil, who loves sports
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's nephew Baxter
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitterâą, the beer they named for Bob
Ha, ha. Thanks for the funnies.
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Ha! Very funny. Thanks for the chuckle.
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Hilarious. đ — Suzanne
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Reblogged this on Random Ramblings; Myriad Musings and commented:
ROFLMAO – yes!
Thursday is “DERP!” day!
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Honestly. I just marvel at how you pull the best of the best together.
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There’s no trick to it, really. I’m a compulsive collector of funny stuff, which I stuff into files… and whenever one of my files is in danger of bursting at the seams (figuratively speaking), I just yank out a bunch of funnies and post them. đ
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In today’s world I suspect the most dangerous way to threaten someone is to let them know you have PhotoShop, a powerful PC, an Internet account, and their picture.
Fortunately, your pictures are not so aggressive, just humorous.
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[…] I was in the mood for some humor tonight. Blessings and enjoy! Be sure and visit the original post for more. From Bluebird of Bitterness […]
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Thank you for the link! đ
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