This guy has the solution.
THE BLUEBIRD OF BITTERNESS
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
Bob's brother Otto
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's sister-in-law Sybil
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Bob's nephew Virgil, who loves sports
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's nephew Baxter
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Reblogged this on O LADO ESCURO DA LUA.
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Thank you for the re-blog. 🙂
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Creative, unexpected and fast! Where do you find this stuff, Bluebird? Those birds do move quickly, don’t they?
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They are very fast runners. I didn’t know it was possible to ride on one, however — that was what surprised me! I’m guessing this one had to have been raised from a chick by humans, for it to be so tame and compliant.
As to where I find all this stuff, let’s just say that I spend WAY too much time on YouTube. 🙂
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Thanks for the humor, which we all need. I’ve watched this 5 times this morning, I have to get to work! Laughter is the best medicine, so thanks again for this.
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Laughter is sometimes the only thing that keeps us sane. 🙂
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Absolutely, yes!
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WANT!!!!!
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🙂
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I am living on the wrong continent
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Sometimes I think I’m living on the wrong planet.
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Ostriches are not usually so well trained!
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Reblogged this on Will S.' Sunny Side Blog and commented:
Now that could weave in and out between cars even better than a bike! 🙂
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Thanks for reblogging. 🙂
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