Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's sister-in-law Sybil
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Lol lol lol!! Thanks, I needed these laughs, after last night’s extreme weather drama: https://ablogabouthealingfromptsd.wordpress.com/2016/09/15/severe-weather-adrenaline-rushes/
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Yikes! So thankful that you are okay! ❤
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This makes my day. Thanks Bluebird of Bitterness!
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🙂
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I might have to steal a couple of these. Great selections!
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I have files bulging with stuff like this.
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Reblogged this on Random Ramblings; Myriad Musings and commented:
ROFLMAO!!!
XD
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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HA! He spelled “Brian” wrong!
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He obviously forgot to take his Prevagen.
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Quite a few potential Darwin awardees there ,..
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The competition for that award is definitely heating up.
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Morans rule the world!
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It sure seems that way. 🙂
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Ha, Ha 😀 — Suzanne
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[…] I can’t brain today, I have the dumb […]
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Thank you for the link. ❤
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“We declare indepednence!”
“Ha ha ha!”
“Okay; let’s try that again…”
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Happiness is knowing there are people dumber than I am.
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[…] via I can’t brain today, I have the dumb — bluebird of bitterness […]
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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Pretty sure the “Get A Brain” sign was intended for the Morans of Alexandria.
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