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Strange juxtapositions
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THE BLUEBIRD OF BITTERNESS
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
Bob's brother Otto
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's sister-in-law Sybil
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Bob's nephew Virgil, who loves sports
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's nephew Baxter
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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Ha! I am all about the strange juxtapositions. 🙂
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Story of my life. 🙂
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It’s good to know that you’re using your time productively instead of watching the debate, er, puppet show.
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Caught red-handed, ignoring politics!
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There are at least two things that I studiously ignore: politicians saying stupid things (which, in the case of Trump and Clinton, is whenever they’re saying anything), and roadkill. The former is food for media vultures; the latter is food for real vultures. There must be a moral in there somewhere.
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Loved these. My favorite was the Association of Telemarketers and the Absolutely No Soliciting sign.
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I love that one too. 🙂
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Lol lol lol! These are great!
That Dick fellow really seems to get around.
Oh my goodness. The spellchecker in my tablet does not recognize the name Dick! It tried to change it to Rick, then asked me if I want to add Dick to the dictionary. My tablet is such a prude.
I had an uncle named Dick. He was one, too. Left his wife of 40+ years for a much younger secretary. He’s dead now. The engraving on his tombstone says “This is the day that the Lord has made, let us rejoice and be glad in it.” I saw that and thought, Gee, I wonder whose idea that was?
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Watch your language, young lady, or your tablet is going to turn you in to the language police. 🙂
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No, not the language police! I really hate when that happens. They use the worst tasting soap, too.
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Yeah, tell me about it. Everyone who has ever watched me wash dishes laughs at how thoroughly I rinse everything, but it’s because I know what soap tastes like. Ugh!
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Reblogged this on Random Ramblings; Myriad Musings and commented:
ROFLMAO – these are great!
XD
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Thank you for the re-blog. 🙂
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😎
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Oh they are funny!!!
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Reblogged this on Will S.' Sunny Side Blog and commented:
Great!
Probably the weirdest and funniest juxtaposition I’ve ever seen was an Amish furniture outlet next to a sex toy store.
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Did you take a picture of it?
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I love this! May I use it?
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Thank you for the link. ❤
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Reblogged this on The Owl Lady.
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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