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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
โAshleigh Brilliant
At any given time, I know more about the whereabouts of my Amazon packages that I do about any member of my extended family.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessโข (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitterโข, the beer they named for Bob
These pictures are adorable. They made my day!
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Ani would never forgve me…
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haha. That’s why God gave them the ability to forget!
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She forgets very little ๐
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Well this would be ‘alot’ so maybe it would be worth forgetting!
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I couldn’t bring myself to risk that much disapproval ๐
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Understood! Maybe if you had matching gala wear! Probably not, huh. ๐ค
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Er… possibly not ๐
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haha. Well, on to the next Good Idea! ๐ค
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There are always more ๐
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Does the Bluebird of Bitterness have a Christmas outfit? Maybe a Scrooge costume? ๐
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Darn! If I knew how, I would photoshop a cute little elf hat or a pair of reindeer antlers onto my bluebird’s picture.
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Maybe I can do it…. first I will have to get my laptop, I don’t have any graphic design programs on this Kindle Fire tablet. But before I can get my laptop, I need to get out from under a 60 pound Pitbull and a 20 lb poodle… OMG my legs are numb…
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I did it! I put reindeer antlers on your gravatar. I also put a Christmas garland on the fence. Now… how do I get it to you? Hmm.. maybe I will reblog this post and add your picture to it.. or… hmmmm…. any ideas?
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Do you have my email?
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I thought I did, but I could not find it. I have posted your picture here:
https://ablogabouthealingfromptsd.wordpress.com/2016/12/08/have-a-very-furry-feathery-christmas/
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That is so cute! โค
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Yep GOOD JOB! Very cute!
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Thank you! You see, it is possible to teach us old great-grandmas a new trick. ๐
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Right on! ๐
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The top two cats look far from gay!
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Yep… “dour” would be more accurate.
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