THE BLUEBIRD OF BITTERNESS
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
Bob's brother Otto
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's sister-in-law Sybil
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Bob's nephew Virgil, who loves sports
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's nephew Baxter
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Brilliant! I’m sure I was a cat in a previous life lol
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I’m gonna be one in my next life, so I can get caught up on my sleep.
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Hahaa! I have absolutely no trouble with that 😴
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Purrfect 👍😃😄
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🙂
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I’d have to say I pretty much relate to all of the above. Happy New Year, BoB.
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Likewise Adrienne. 🙂
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Have a great 2017 BlueBird 😃
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You too Chris. 🙂
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That is what cats would say if they could talk or if we learned to understand what they are saying. Happy New Year.
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🙂
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[…] Source: Happy Caturday — New Year’s Eve edition […]
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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Reblogged this on authorkdrose.
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Reblogged this on O LADO ESCURO DA LUA.
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Thanks for the re-blog. 🙂
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Haha! 🙂 Awesome post! Happy New Year!
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Great fun! Happy New Year to you and all your cats!
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Reblogged this on saywhatumean2say and commented:
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. —Bill Vaughn
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Reblogged this on "OUR WORLD".
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Thank you!
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A happy and healthy (and slim) 2017 to all of us!
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I’ll settle for two out of three…
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Hmm, which 2 would I choose????
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Lol! Happy New Year BlueBird!
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Happy New Year Tricia. 🙂
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