Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's sister-in-law Sybil
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
People just have “DUH” moments!
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Time for another chuckle – courtesy of my feathered friend BlueBird 👍😃😄
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Welcome BB 😀
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I didn’t stop laughing from the first one to the last.
Have…to…reblog. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Two on a Rant and commented:
Need a laugh? Or maybe it’s a bit of a “What the hell?” morning. I guarantee you’ll find it in at least one of these pictures.
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Hehehe! Dumb and Dumber!
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thank god for human stupidity- where would we get out laughs?
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I don’t feel quite so dumb, after seeing those! Congradulations to me.
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We all need to know that we aren’t the only ones who have done stupid things. 🙂
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Reblogged this on sherriemiranda1 and commented:
This post really makes one wonder. Are people really that dumb?! It seems to be that many are! Especially here in the US!! 😛😝😳😜😁😢
Peace, love & education for all,
Sherrie
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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This whole post is “Accident Porn!” LOL!
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My favorite kind. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Writer's Treasure Chest and commented:
Blue Bird of Bitterness provides us with tons of humor and smiles. Thanks for this! 😀
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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It was my pleasure. 🙂
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Reblogged this on The Owl Lady.
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