Bored of education

At seven o’clock in the morning, Billy’s mother called to him, “Billy, get up — it’s time to get ready for school.”  

There was no answer. Billy’s mother called again, ”Billy, get up! It’s time to get ready for school!”  

Still there was no answer. Billy’s mother went to his room and shook him. 

“Billy! Get up and get ready for school!” 

“I’m not going to school, Mom,” said Billy. “All the kids hate me.”

“Doesn’t make any difference,” said his mother. “Get up and get ready for school!”

“But Mom, all the teachers hate me too.”

“I don’t care! Get up and get ready for school!”

“But Mom, why should I go to school when everyone there hates me?’

“Why? I’ll tell you why! Because you’re the principal!”

6 Responses to Bored of education

  1. Very good thank you.. I did some school jokes today and this added to the smiles.

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  2. Adrienne says:

    First laugh of the day – thanks.

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  3. Reblogged this on saywhatumean2say and commented:
    Comic Relief

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  4. Zip-a-Dee says:

    Ha. That’s like the wife getting ‘the guy’ to church … he’s the pastor!
    OT but very cute!

    Excited little cub proceeded to eat the meat before his mother ‘Mama Tonja’ served it for him in the ‘dining room’ enclosure. The mother bear took the meat away and set some ground rules for her son: we eat at the dining table, and not in the kitchen.

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  5. Eileen says:

    When my five children were all finally in school, I moaned about snow days. Then I started teaching and celebrated them. Five was a lot easier than 25. I sympathize with the principal. Good one.

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