THE BLUEBIRD OF BITTERNESS
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
Bob's brother Otto
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's sister-in-law Sybil
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Bob's nephew Virgil, who loves sports
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's nephew Baxter
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Looking at these, I am consumed by one question: How? LOL
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I found many of them baffling. I’ve had my share of parking lot mishaps, but many of the ones above I couldn’t pull off even if I tried.
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Some put alot of ‘thought’ into it!
(bob left you a message on Adrienne’s Corner – seeing if you got it!)
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I did. Thank you! 🙂
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Someone took their stupid pills this morning ppl learn to drive. Did you’ll get your license yesterday?
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It’s not their driving skills that are the problem — it’s their parking skills! 🙂
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That too!
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Which is not to suggest that there’s any reason to believe that their driving skills are better than their parking skills.
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Haha, their licenses should be revoked
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I like the fact that the sports cars are ‘parked’ outside an eyecare place…
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Hope the optometrist was able to help them. 🙂
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So do I… 😉
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I love the eyecare parking lot one!😂
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🙂
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Stuff happens!
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Reblogged this on Nutsrok.
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Hilarious. 😀 — Suzanne
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😀 😀 😀
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Some of those really make one say, “What? How the 4377…?” lol
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Yep, that was my reaction.
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Reblogged this on sherriemiranda1 and commented:
Yikes! People really are as dumb as they say they are! ;-). ❤
Peace, love & bikes for all,
Sherrie
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Debatable News: Mainstream to Tinfoil Hat and more.
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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You are welcome!
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Reblogged this on Random Ramblings; Myriad Musings and commented:
ROFLMAO – some of these pics I’ve seen before; while a few others are brand-new to my eyes…but, they’re all great!
XD
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Thanks for reblogging. 🙂
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My favorite was the one with the corvette using two parking spaces. No trouble understanding how that happened.
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