THE BLUEBIRD OF BITTERNESS
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
Bob's brother Otto
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's sister-in-law Sybil
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Bob's nephew Virgil, who loves sports
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's nephew Baxter
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
How on earth do people get themselves into these fixes? 😀 — Suzanne
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Your guess is as good as mine. 🙂
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Reblogged this on O LADO ESCURO DA LUA.
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Peope are just stupid- or drunk
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Or texting while driving.
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Laughed out loud….even though I once got stuck on a median I didn’t see….not that high however. Needed the chuckles….thanks.
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
More merriment from BlueBird 👍😄
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🙂
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Reblogged this on Brickley Jules Writes and commented:
This has nothing to do with writing but might be good for a laugh.
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🙂
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It’s a terrible day when I can say, “I drive better than that!”
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I hear you. I’ve done my share of dumb things behind the wheel, but at least I’ve never driven into the lake or into a brick wall. Well, so far, anyway.
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The drive through had me laughing. 🙂
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These are Darwin Award winners for drivers!
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Oh puhleeze! I thought I did bad backing into a post and causing a little dent!
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Reblogged this on WENEZIA™ – Weidens neue Mitte!.
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Some funny classics, many pix new to me. Great collection as always.
Favorite new-to-me is the escalator! Because, look! Got all the way to the bottom!
Favorite classic is the truck-boat-trailer – award winner for “you’re doing it wrong!”
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Reblogged this on Writer's Treasure Chest and commented:
Some of them are hilarious – some others are scientifically almost impossible. LOL Have fun!
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Thanks for reblogging. 🙂
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You’re very welcome. Thanks for the giggles. I’m only the messenger. 😀
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