Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Ha ha, love these posts, great way to start my day! 😉
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All of us who have done dumb things need to be reassured that we’re not alone. 🙂
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Hahahahaha!!! I love these. You ROCK, Bluebird!!!
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Wait… shouldn’t this post be entitled: ” I Can’t Brian Today, I Have The Dumb”? 😀
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By Jove, you’re right! I must not have had enough caffeine in my system when I wrote the headline. 🙂
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I know a Brian who needs to be improved. 😉
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I dare say you do. There might even be more than one. 🙂
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“Do not dumb here” – what a great finale to moar dum sgnis! Some real chuckleworthy ones today, bob.
2th Ave – where the dental clinic is. (twoth?)
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I think 2th Avenue where they put the 2toring service for the kids who flunked out of 2th grade for the 2th time.
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog.
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Thanks Chris. 🙂
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Welcome, BB 👍😃
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Reblogged this on Brickley Jules Writes.
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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You’re welcome!
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Great fun! I also like Bob’s Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna!
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Ralph and Edna are pretty cute, aren’t they? Two of Bob’s favorite relatives. 🙂
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Hilarious. 😀 — Suzanne
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Wonderful! xoD
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Ha! 🙂
Though I have to say, in addition to remembering those who served in the military, I also remember those (hotels) who have served me hot breakfasts; Days Inn happens to be right in addition to being oops on that one. 😉
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Reblogged this on sherriemiranda1 and commented:
I can’t help it: I just love these! 😉 ❤
Peace, love & laughter,
Sherrie
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Her husband made a video for her novel. He wrote the song too. You can go to the Home page of her blog to watch it:
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Or you can see it on YouTube:
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