Sign your kitties up today! Here are just a few of the things we have planned:
bird watching
martial arts
computer skills
cooking
music
horseback riding
karaoke
fishing
interpretive dance
hide and seek
yoga
boxing
swimming
tag
driver education
gardening
knitting
rock climbing
power napping
THE BLUEBIRD OF BITTERNESS
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
Bob's brother Otto
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's sister-in-law Sybil
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Bob's nephew Virgil, who loves sports
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's nephew Baxter
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Happy Caturday, BoB. The look on the kitteh in the Kitchen Aid is priceless.
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I love that one too. 🙂
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Reblogged this on saywhatumean2say and commented:
All my catz want IN!
~~dru~~
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Thank you for reblogging, and we’ll look forward to seeing all your kitties on the first day of summer session. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog.
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😀
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Reblogged this on Die Erste Eslarner Zeitung – Aus und über Eslarn, sowie die bayerisch-tschechische Region!.
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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So glad you found a picture of my Elijah Moon swimming! Amazing, isn’t he? if it isn’t Elijah, it’s a doppleganger! Great photos all.
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Elijah looks a lot like my grandcat Oscar. 🙂
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bob – this post is one of your masterpieces.
*insert applause & laughter audio*
I linked to you on the Ace of Spades Saturday pet thread. Again.
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Awww, thanks — you’re so sweet! 🙂
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Ha ha, this is such a fun post. Shared on twitter and facebook.
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Thanks! 🙂
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Funny. 😀 — Suzanne
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Glad you enjoyed it. 🙂
BTW, you can see three of my grandcats in two of the pictures — the martial arts one and the power napping one.
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Cats are purrfect in multitasking. 😀
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🙂
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Reblogged this on Scotties Toy Box and commented:
It takes a lot of effort to find and set all these wonderful funny things together in a post. Thank you. I so enjoy these types of photos and captions. Be well. Hugs
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I’m glad you enjoyed it. 🙂 I’m a compulsive collector of cat pictures, and when my files get really full, I have to think of something to do with all those pictures. This one practically composed itself. 🙂
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WOW! and FUNNY!
Who would have thought a bluebird would make such a careful study of cats?
The one with the chipmunk is just amazing. Does not look photo-shopped. How did anybody manage to get a shot like that?
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Your guess is as good as mine. I am in awe of anyone who does animal photography well. I lack the skill and patience that it requires. That’s why I’m a picture collector, not a picture taker. 🙂
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Me too!
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Thank you for the link. ❤
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