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If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt. ―Dean Martin
A dollar may not go as far as it used to, but what it lacks in distance, it makes up for in speed.
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
Bob's brother Otto
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's sister-in-law Sybil
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Bob's nephew Virgil, who loves sports
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's nephew Baxter
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Still south of 80 (but north of 70), I took some time get #1. All are great puns.
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It took me a full minute. Your brain is younger than mine. 🙂
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May well have been more than a minute for me. I shrugged, looked at the others, and then returned to #1. Probably under a minute conscious thought but well over a minute unconscious thought.
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Next time one of them doesn’t make sense, try reading it aloud and see if that helps. 🙂
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Hmmm. Turn 80 in a couple of weeks. I realize that 80 is old. And I cannot deny I am about to be 80. But, I’m having trouble putting those two things together. 🙂 My favorite of these was Nacho Cheese.
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
BlueBird enters the Monday Funnies Frey 👍😄
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Welcome, BB 👍😃
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Ok,now I get it. Good grief.
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Reblogged this on sherriemiranda1 and commented:
After that last post, we NEED SOME HUMOR! 😉 ❤
Peace,
Sherrie
Sherrie Miranda’s historically based, coming of age, Adventure novel “Secrets & Lies in El Salvador” is about an American girl in war-torn El Salvador:
http://tinyurl.com/klxbt4y
Her husband made a video for her novel. He wrote the song too. You can go to the Home page of her blog to watch it:
https://sherriemiranda1.wordpress.com
Or you can see it on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P11Ch5chkAc 😉
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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😀 — Suzanne
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