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Senior moments
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's sister-in-law Sybil
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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These were so much funnier when I wasn’t so close to senior age.
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Maybe so… but until I attained geezer status myself, I never felt right about making fun of geezers. Now that I am one, I can finally get away with it.
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Thanks for the chuckles. I fear this is closer than truth in so many ways❤️
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🙂
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especially the cursive writing one!
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I’m 74 and find them hilarious.Thanks for sharing. ☺☺☺
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I’m glad you enjoyed them. 🙂
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While they are all funny, I especially liked 1 and 2 and 7. The daily quote and thought off to the side are especially good also.
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Glad you liked them; I always wonder how many people actually read the stuff in the sidebar. 🙂
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😀 — Suzanne
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Lately, waitresses and store clerks have been telling my husband and me that we are a “cute couple.” You know what that means, don’t you? We’re O.L.D.
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I hear you. But isn’t it nice that you and your sweetie are cute enough to qualify for the designation?
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The thing is, I don’t see us as “cute”. I suspect what they really mean is “weird.” But maybe I am just being paranoid, lol.
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Well, I’ve only ever seen the two of you in pictures, but from what I can see, I’d say the “cute couple” description fits.
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I like 7 best. We’ve not got a lot of time left, so we should enjoy it and forget about what people think.
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Yep. 🙂
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Particularly liked the smoking hot body one! 🙂 All fun ones.
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