abdicate: to give up hope of ever having a flat stomach
algebra: what the Little Mermaid wears
allege: a rocky platform on a mountain
arbitrator: a cook that leaves Arby’s to work at Burger King
arson: our daughter’s brother
artery: the study of paintings
avoidable: what a bullfighter tries to do
bacteria: back door to a cafeteria
backward: patient rooms at the rear of a hospital
balderdash: a rapidly receding hairline
baloney: where some hemlines fall
barium: what doctors do when patients die
bassinet: what every fisherman wants
belong: to take your time
benign: what you be after you be eight
Bernadette: the act of torching a mortgage
buccaneer: how much a pirate pays for his earrings
burglarize: what a crook sees with
carpet: animal companion that enjoys riding in an automobile
cauterize: made eye contact with her
circular definition: see definition, circular
circumvent: opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men
coffee: the person upon whom one coughs
condescend: a prisoner escaping down the wall using a rope
control: a short, ugly inmate
copper nitrate: police officer’s overtime pay
current: fee charged by Rent-A-Mutt
deduce: de lowest card in de deck
diagnostic: someone who is unsure if there are two gods
dilate: live long
document: repeating what your doctor told you in your own words
donkey: object that unlocks door to the godfather’s house
earthquake: topographical error
eclipse: what a gardener does to a hedge
esplanade: to attempt an explanation while drunk
excommunicated: received a phone call from a former spouse
eyedropper: a clumsy ophthalmologist
falsehood: someone pretending to be a gangster
fanatic: to ventilate the extreme upper portion of a house
fibula: small lie
fission: what Huck Finn did when he played hooky
flabbergasted: appalled over how much weight one has gained
flatulence: emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller
gargoyle: an olive-flavored mouthwash
geometry: what the acorn said when it grew up
grateful: what it takes to build a good fire
ground beef: cow with no legs
handicap: ready-to-use head covering
hangnail: what you hang your coat on
hari-kari: transporting a wig
heroes: what a guy in a canoe does
hunger: what the posse did to the lady rustler
hypochondriac: someone who won’t leave well enough alone
hypothesis: what a boy says to his father on the telephone
icing: what I do when I shower
impotent: distinguished, well known
infantry: newly planted sapling
intense: where campers sleep
irony: opposite of wrinkly
kinship: your sibling’s boat
laughingstock: cattle with a sense of humor
laundress: gown worn while sitting on the grass
left bank: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot
midget: center engine of a three-engine fast plane
minimum: a very small mother
misty: how golfers create divots
morbid: a higher offer than I bid
nacho cheese: cheese that doesn’t belong to you
negligent: a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightie
observatory: what George Washington’s spies did
oyster: person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms
pandemonium: housing development for pandas
paradise: ivory cubes used in craps and backgammon
paradox: what you need two apples a day to keep away
paraffins: found on the sides of fish
paralyze: two falsehoods
parasites: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
pharmacist: a helper on the farm
Pokemon: a Jamaican proctologist
Polynesia: memory loss in parrots
primate: removing your spouse from in front of the TV
protestants: worker ants out to overthrow the queen
rampage: section of a book about male sheep
rectum: darn near killed ’em
relief: what trees do in spring
selfish: what the owner of a seafood shop does
sherbet: a tip on a horse race or sporting event
stirrup: what you do with cake batter
subdued: a guy who, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man
subsidy: a town underneath another town
sudafed: brought litigation against a government official
tenure: a year after nineure
terminal illness: getting sick at the airport
testicle: humorous question on an exam
thesaurus: ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary
tumor: one plus one more
trapezoid: a device for catching zoids
unabated: a fishhook without a worm
understudy: prepare inadequately for an exam
urine: opposite of you’re out
vanguard: a person who protects trucks
warehouse: what you ask when you’re lost
wholesale: where a gopher goes to buy a home
willy-nilly: impotent

Carpet? Does that start with a C or a K?
Excellent. Grins and laughs abound.
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Is that all? No groans? 🙂
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You never fail to brighten my day.
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Awww, you’re so sweet. ❤
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Different definitions.
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Use ‘miniature’ in a sentence:
If you put moonshine in your warm milk, you’ll pass out the miniature head hits the pillow. 😉
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