News from the world of medicine

As a public service for readers hoping to avoid heart disease, here is the most up-to-date information available on diet and heart health:

 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. 

 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. 

 3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. 

 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. 

 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. 

In other words, eat and drink whatever you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

22 Responses to News from the world of medicine

  1. Ha, ha. I’m in trouble. I don’t speak anything but English. 😀 — Suzanne

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  2. Danke, Gracias, Merci, etc… 😄

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  3. John Kraft says:

    Or, possibly, seeing news articles about all of what does or does not cause strokes and heart attacks.

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  4. atimetoshare.me says:

    This was a refreshing piece of news 😊

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  5. Reblogged this on texthistory and commented:
    Another gem from our favourite bluebird

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  6. I guess, since I’m already a goner, I can keep drinking and eating whatever I want. Thanks for the info.

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  7. Lyndah Anderson says:

    Great one and soooo true.

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  8. Tricia says:

    Lol, well done!

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  9. Oh gosh. I am Brazilian Portuguese native language and an English lover.

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  12. floridaborne says:

    Bwahahahaha!

    I think what kills your are doctors. 🙂

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