THE BLUEBIRD OF BITTERNESS
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
Bob's brother Otto
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's sister-in-law Sybil
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Bob's nephew Virgil, who loves sports
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's nephew Baxter
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessâ„¢ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitterâ„¢, the beer they named for Bob
Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
You can name, but never shame, a cat 😸
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😀 😀 😀
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Reblogged this on "OUR WORLD".
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Reblogged this on saywhatumean2say and commented:
BlueBird Bob is always good for a laugh. ~~dru~~
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Love these!
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Erica Kitteh: I’m such a picky eater one day my mom had 5 cans of cat food opened before I’d eat. I finally chose the first one.
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Reblogged this on DAVID JANSSEN and commented:
Rescued two5-week old kittens in June – NOW, they are imposing rules and making demands . . . I’m scared . . . what can I DO?????
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Nothing. You’re doomed. 😀
p.s. Thanks for reblogging. 🙂
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Funny!
Reblogged on https://angiequantrell.wordpress.com/2017/08/19/caturday-funnies-cat-shaming-edition/
Couldn’t decide if my cats needed shaming more for the headless rat in our bedroom or the live wriggling one in the guest room (at my birthday party)…
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Hmmm, difficult call… and thanks for reblogging!
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Reblogged this on Die Erste Eslarner Zeitung – Aus und über Eslarn, sowie die bayerisch-tschechische Region!.
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Wonderful! Have a great and blessed sunday. 😉 Michael
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Likewise. 🙂
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This is so funny. I can’t decide which I love more, the tissue cat or the bat cat. When I saw the tape licking cat, I lost it. LOL
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Uh, oh. There seems to end to the trouble that can be caused. Much of it’s probably to get attention and thought justified by the cat. 😀 — Suzanne
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Yep. My hairdresser has a cat who craves attention, and whenever he thinks he’s not getting enough, he goes into the bathroom and starts flushing the toilet.
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*Hahahahaha!* 😆 What fancy cat crimes!
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Oh, I just love these. Reblogged on EmilylLittlerNovels.
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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My cat bites snakes in the middle. Chews all the way through them. It would be interesting to watch and see if the snake wraps itself around the cat. Doesn’t seem to bother him. He just chews until the snake is in two parts.
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😹😹😹Absolutely love these lol
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